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he has gotten his trust, but he’s still waiting for the right moment

nimrodprower:

not-enough-sonic:

ultrafacts:

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he has gotten his trust, but he’s still waiting for the right moment

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

mystayria:

saltyeyeballs:

LIKE OK WOW LOOK AT MIKAMI’S EYELASHES
THEYRE THE EYELASHES OF A GOD

SORRY I HAD TO MAKE THIS!!!!

mystayria:

saltyeyeballs:

LIKE OK WOW LOOK AT MIKAMI’S EYELASHES

THEYRE THE EYELASHES OF A GOD

SORRY I HAD TO MAKE THIS!!!!image

tanngrisnir:

regalium:

IDK IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WEBSITE YET, BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU DO.

CHARAHUB BASICALLY ALLOWS YOU TO MAKE A DIRECTORY OF ALL YOUR OCS.

LIKE SO

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AND SO (they let you get super detailed)

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It lets you store 100 characters (you gain 2 extra slots whenever someone uses your referral…

THIS IS SO RAD

Note to self: animate a gif of Apostle!form Zodd kneading like a cat.

pigletsblorghing:

tfw someone sucks at vidya but won’t accept his loss no matter what

pigletsblorghing:

tfw someone sucks at vidya but won’t accept his loss no matter what

The light in the room was dim but adequate…

Awkward Double Meanings in Death Note RPs, a biography by Tumblr user starherd

say that 2 my face u jerk

Fandom Humiliation: #s 1, 5, & 7 >: 3

Fandom Humiliation Meme

1. What’s the worst fanfic you’ve ever written/have thought about writing?

God, I don’t know. I don’t really write fic. I guess the “worst” thing I’ve ever written would have to be our Death Note AU involving non-consensual genetic modification via alien physiology/adaptations for breeding, lots and lots of tentacle sex, and egg-laying hermaphrodite!Light (hermaphroLight?). If it sounds like gratuitous fetish porn to anyone reading this, that’s because it is. (On the upside, I’d like to think the non-con aspect was addressed appropriately. I’m shameless and gross but not in a rape-apologist way.)

5. Most shameful ship?

What if I cheated and said tentacle!L x hermaphroLight? XD I really do like that AU, it’s fun and surprisingly emotionally complex for gratuitous porn.

I guess maybe Kimbley x Greed from the first FMA anime (Greed likes sex, Kimbley likes that he can explode Greed’s head during the sex). Or B x L, because there really is no saving that pairing.

7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?

Writing loads of stupid smut AUs of RPs that are already AUs themselves. Can’t stop, won’t stop.

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naniwas:

jenovacells:

naniwas:

Belated, since I was dragged out for cinema, but here we go!

  • 1. What’s the worst fanfic you’ve ever written/have thought about writing?

I don’t even know where to start, I regret a lot of my fics and fic ideas. I think I am most ashamed of terrible cheesy OOC fluff with George and Akira from Tsuritama currently.

But if we want to talk fic I have actually written and published and somehow had a readership for. Well, back in 2008/2009 I established the Mikami/B ship in German Death Note fandom.

And like, none of the fic is very IC but there is one particularly awful fic where B is somehow living under another identity that fits Mikami’s ideal person image and Mikami falls in love with that while B as himself falls in love with Mikami. It’s cheesy and features t.A.T.u lyrics (not gonna get us).

It has 11 chapters and received 25 comments. It wasn’t even unpopular. My MikaB stuff got me into writing at large so I should be thankful but holy shit I laugh a lot nowadays. Boy, boy.

  • 2. Admit to a kink you’re ashamed you like.

I don’t actually look at kinky fanwork much so I’m not sure I have much to confess here. But I used to take (and maybe sometimes still do) immense pleasure in seeking out the most unusual kinks out there that somehow have a following and I think I’ve looked at too much strange stuff in the process.

  • 8. Share something you did in fandom that you’re embarrassed about.

Hahaha, there is so much. 

One of the worst was my starter time in Death Note fandom when I tried to talk to the German fandom right after getting into it. I was like 14 and they were all adults. I had not yet finished the series and I read it out of order, so I didn’t know a lot of crucial things. And somehow I still talked. ‘Where does the Ryuuzaki name come from, why do you call L that?’ is one of the most embarrassing things to have been posted in a Death Note specific board, I’m sure. 

Also there’s the time I was convinced a certain character name was pronounced differently than the others did it so I taught everyone to say the name my way…. Except my way was wrong as I found out much later. Years later. Leaving other people thinking the pronunciation is correct the way I was so so so strongly advertising. 

I still say it wrong it is now too late to unlearn.

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Pfff, don’t do it. I mean, I am still kind of proud of some of them… Not because they were IC, they honestly are not, but because of the general writing compared to my age at the time xD The only thing that confuses me a lot are the reviews I got from older fans praising my ICness… Looking back I find that  questionable, pfff

I absolutely love your AU idea though!! I still love the idea of throwing Mikami and B together, not necessarily in the shippy way, but to see the general interaction. If you ever write that AU, link me right away, I would love to read it. 

Hatebros is a good term for what they might be. I briefly had my friend who normally roleplays Light play B in interaction with my Mikami and it was hilarious as much as fascinating. Mikami is so easy to annoy and play and given how much fun B seemed to have trolling Misora…. oh boy, fun times.

I’ve been into online fandoms since I was like 11, oh booooy…. And to think I’m still ashamed of posts I made at 17, so it’s imaginable what the 11 to 14 year old posts were like.

Yeah, no, I totally understand that. My art from age 14 (what little I have of it) makes me cringe, but at the same time I’ll proud because I was pretty decent in some areas. (Also, props to you for liking Mikami at that age, he seems to not really appeal to teenagers.)

(Cut for length/characterization rambling.)

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bigsiscasca:

nobody saw it in them, but they saw it in each other

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> watches Berserk shitstorm fallout on my dash

> sighs because I’ve been in this fandom since ‘03 and it’s still the exact same wank

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naniwas:

Belated, since I was dragged out for cinema, but here we go!

  • 1. What’s the worst fanfic you’ve ever written/have thought about writing?

I don’t even know where to start, I regret a lot of my fics and fic ideas. I think I am most ashamed of terrible cheesy OOC fluff with George and Akira from Tsuritama currently.

But if we want to talk fic I have actually written and published and somehow had a readership for. Well, back in 2008/2009 I established the Mikami/B ship in German Death Note fandom.

And like, none of the fic is very IC but there is one particularly awful fic where B is somehow living under another identity that fits Mikami’s ideal person image and Mikami falls in love with that while B as himself falls in love with Mikami. It’s cheesy and features t.A.T.u lyrics (not gonna get us).

It has 11 chapters and received 25 comments. It wasn’t even unpopular. My MikaB stuff got me into writing at large so I should be thankful but holy shit I laugh a lot nowadays. Boy, boy.

  • 2. Admit to a kink you’re ashamed you like.

I don’t actually look at kinky fanwork much so I’m not sure I have much to confess here. But I used to take (and maybe sometimes still do) immense pleasure in seeking out the most unusual kinks out there that somehow have a following and I think I’ve looked at too much strange stuff in the process.

  • 8. Share something you did in fandom that you’re embarrassed about.

Hahaha, there is so much. 

One of the worst was my starter time in Death Note fandom when I tried to talk to the German fandom right after getting into it. I was like 14 and they were all adults. I had not yet finished the series and I read it out of order, so I didn’t know a lot of crucial things. And somehow I still talked. ‘Where does the Ryuuzaki name come from, why do you call L that?’ is one of the most embarrassing things to have been posted in a Death Note specific board, I’m sure. 

Also there’s the time I was convinced a certain character name was pronounced differently than the others did it so I taught everyone to say the name my way…. Except my way was wrong as I found out much later. Years later. Leaving other people thinking the pronunciation is correct the way I was so so so strongly advertising. 

I still say it wrong it is now too late to unlearn.

I’m half-tempted to go find your old fics and half-tempted to refrain out of respect/general decency, ha ha. But actually, Mikami and B could have some REALLY INTERESTING interaction - for like a year now I’ve been itching to write a post-series AU where they’re both alive and end up in the same prison/facility, and initially meet in the hospital/physical therapy program* while Mikami’s there after attempting suicide. Obviously it could be written with Mikami having lost his memories of the Notes, and therefor his Shinigami Eyes, but I’m tempted to have Near leave him technically in ownership of the Note (at least for a while) just out of curiosity… because if we go with the fan theory that B’s got shinigami heritage, his lifespan might look different/not be visible at all to Mikami, and that would be a reason for him to be interested in B. (Because really, B in his natural state is the polar opposite of everything Mikami loves. But at least he keeps his room clean.) And of course Mikami, as a Note owner, wouldn’t have a visible lifespan, which would get B’s attention even before he learned about Mikami being connected to the Kira case.

* Near would put them somewhere private, secure, and relatively well-equipped, given who they are - IMO there’s probably a prison/psych facility somewhere in the UK that’s essentially just for people caught by L, the ones who’re just too dangerous to be handed over to anyone else and the ones who potentially knew things about L’s identity, like B.

tl;dr I have a lot of dumb feelings about Mikami and B as a potential “pairing,” although in that scenario I think they’d be hatebros drawn together by mutual morbid fascination and the fact that B just won’t fuck off.

I’m so glad I wasn’t into fandom at fourteen. XD I was such an idiot. I’d be living in fear of people finding my old fanworks if I had any from that age.

(Also, be glad you’re not in the Escaflowne fandom, where the entire English fanbase mispronounces my favorite character’s name because the canon spelling doesn’t match the canon pronunciation. :| Most of my early fandom years were spent raging about that.)

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