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Jensen Ackles - Carry On Wayward Son
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perennialcheese:

nix-wibbyli:

pastelhunters:

musicalwars:

gabrielthearch-angel:

drunkphanlockdancing:

celestial-sexhair:

Holy shit my friend just sent this to me it’s like chocolate for my ears. I knew Jensen was a good singer but dayum

his voice is absolutely amazing cant stop listening to it!

There go my panties

welp

I’m crying 

you got to be fucking kidding me

woooow

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

chestermoistmuffin:

What is this
Why does it exist

chestermoistmuffin:

What is this

Why does it exist

did-you-kno:

Source  
sharkhugger:

the-mighty-landshark:

sharkhugger:

Via Sharks Mission France
This is the english version!
Now you can speak shark, too!

Okay but splash fight though
These are creatures that grow to 20+ feet long, have 3,000 razor sharp teeth at any given time and have a reputation as the dangerous things in the sea
And when two are fighting over food they settle it by having a splash battle
I love these dorks so much

It’s so they don’t injure themselves :3  splashing is a way to show how powerful they are without causing real damage.  Think of it as a cold water war.

sharkhugger:

the-mighty-landshark:

sharkhugger:

Via Sharks Mission France

This is the english version!

Now you can speak shark, too!

Okay but splash fight though

These are creatures that grow to 20+ feet long, have 3,000 razor sharp teeth at any given time and have a reputation as the dangerous things in the sea

And when two are fighting over food they settle it by having a splash battle

I love these dorks so much

It’s so they don’t injure themselves :3  splashing is a way to show how powerful they are without causing real damage.  Think of it as a cold water war.

harlequinhatter:

site-3:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.


"SUCH POKEMON WAYS"

harlequinhatter:

site-3:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

"SUCH POKEMON WAYS"

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Hey Tumblr, anybody want to swap DS friend codes with me? I have like nobody added who actually plays. (I need some people for Friend Safari now that I’m actually making an effort to breed pokemon and stuff.) I do also have ACNL and Harvest Moon: ToTT, but I’m mostly playing Pokemon Y (no battling, sorry, my team’s not ready) and LoZ: Ocarina of Time 3D right now.

I’d like to know who I’m adding, because I’m old and neurotic, so send me an ask with your friend code and I’ll send you mine back. :D

(I’ve also been hella sick this past week, so I’ll either be on my 3DS CONSTANTLY while I vegetate under the AC vent, or I won’t be on much at all because I’m playing catch-up with real life. Depends on how I feel tomorrow.)

skellagirl:

If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit

More importantly, if you think a cat can’t love you as much as a dog, you should probably devote some thought to why you view canine social behavior as more a more “real” expression of love than feline social behavior. Does love have to be expressed in a way you find easy to understand to be genuine? Why is it the animal’s responsibility to accommodate you, rather than your responsibility - as the “more intelligent” organism - to learn how your pet expresses affection? Most of the people I’ve met who said cats weren’t as affectionate as dogs knew exactly jack shit about cat behavior.

“Do what you love” disguises the fact that being able to choose a career primarily for personal reward is a privilege, a sign of socioeconomic class. Even if a self-employed graphic designer had parents who could pay for art school and co-sign a lease for a slick Brooklyn apartment, she can bestow DWYL as career advice upon those covetous of her success.

If we believe that working as a Silicon Valley entrepreneur or a museum publicist or a think-tank acolyte is essential to being true to ourselves, what do we believe about the inner lives and hopes of those who clean hotel rooms and stock shelves at big-box stores? The answer is: nothing.

Do what you love, love what you do: An omnipresent mantra that’s bad for work and workers. (via bakcwadrs)

a couple of other quotes from the article i really like:

According to this way of thinking, labor is not something one does for compensation but is an act of love. If profit doesn’t happen to follow, presumably it is because the worker’s passion and determination were insufficient. Its real achievement is making workers believe their labor serves the self and not the marketplace

and

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life! Before succumbing to the intoxicating warmth of that promise, it’s critical to ask, “Who, exactly, benefits from making work feel like nonwork?” “Why should workers feel as if they aren’t working when they are?” In masking the very exploitative mechanisms of labor that it fuels, DWYL is, in fact, the most perfect ideological tool of capitalism. If we acknowledged all of our work as work, we could set appropriate limits for it, demanding fair compensation and humane schedules that allow for family and leisure time.

(via mercy-misrule)

slan-the-wise:

basedguts:

slan-the-wise:

basedguts:

if any of you fxckers care about me, remember to play the “whos been drawing dicks” song at my funeral

bringing this up again because I care

I….. I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WRITING THIS

shh…no more tears…only dicks.

turklet:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

turklet:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

How do you feel about Guts/Griffith shipping? Personally, I think the pairing is very supportable during the Golden Age Arc but people who continue to like it after the Eclipse confuse me.
Anonymous

pppecchi:

I’m very much live and let live when it comes to shipping. Different strokes for different folks, as they say. That’s what makes this question a little tough to answer. I don’t know why people ship why they ship, so I have to go with the reasons why I do/don’t.

Griffith/Guts is the crux of the entire Berserk universe and it’s infinitely supportable. Sure, the exact nature of the Guts/Griffith relationship can be up for interpretation, but there’s no way anyone can argue against there being something there, even post-Eclipse. I personally don’t ship it post-Eclipse, but I can see why others would. Guts is consumed with vengeance and spends years trying to find Griffith. He’s already moving beyond the vengeance, putting curing Casca before killing Griffith, but the Berserker armor is proof that his rage has not been sated. Griffith/Femto flies hundreds of miles to tell Guts just how much he doesn’t care about what Gut’s thinks and then proceeds to remind him that he’s doing what he’s been doing all along: pursuing his dream. Griffith has been known to share his innermost feelings only with Guts, and in that light, he’s more or less explaining himself to him. If he didn’t care, if he made the right choice, why bother showing up at all? I always liked the saying: the opposite of love is not hate it’s indifference.  They’re still entwined, even though they have an ocean between them.

Now, I said I don’t ship it post-Eclipse. Does that mean I shipped it prior? It’s complicated. Despite them not being explicitly romantic (like say Ryo/Akira in Devilman), Guts/Griffith are full of knight errant tropes and (less so right now) erotic undertones expressed in violence. From the outset, they have been surrounded by everything as concerns a chivalric epic: great wandering adventure, mysterious magic, a great court, and in every arc, acts of loyalty, declarations of trust, and, of course, in the Golden Age, the betrayal. It’s subverted and skewed to perfection, but it’s all still there. I’m fully invested in the outcome of their journeys, together and apart, because the narrative is brilliantly constructed around them. The huge difference between the Golden Age and what’s happening now is that it’s more Paradise Lost/Titus Andronicus now. It’s a tragedy, and there’s much appeal in tragedy. That’s not to say that’s why I think people ship it. There could be loads of reasons why anyone ships anything. From my perspective, that would be the appeal of Guts/Griffith post-Eclipse. I just can’t imagine a scenario where the narrative can reconcile what Griffith did to Guts, Casca and the Hawks that would result in a Guts/ Griffith reconciliation, romantic or otherwise. It doesn’t confuse me, but I’m right there with you in that it’s not my thing.

But yeah, people will ship what they ship. I suggest asking someone who does ship Guts/Griffith, to get another perspective and perhaps become less confused.

gasket91:

i’m shipping these two to elf island and beyond. thanks to roderick’s ship!!!! hahahahahahha…ISMISIDRO ftw!!!! colors suck i know…but the love prevails. hahahahahahha.

gasket91:

i’m shipping these two to elf island and beyond. thanks to roderick’s ship!!!! hahahahahahha…ISMISIDRO ftw!!!! colors suck i know…but the love prevails. hahahahahahha.