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sojafaryetsojaclose:

zephyrl:

illkim:

Sending nudes via Pokemon Snap Camera

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Wouldn’t those go to Professor Oak, though…

Mmhmm.

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kirasexual:

the only time light is canonically on his hands and knees *EYEBROWS*

kirasexual:

the only time light is canonically on his hands and knees *EYEBROWS*

bearjewnation:

well shiver me timbers….

bearjewnation:

well shiver me timbers….

unimpressedcats:

Oh ma gaaaaawd

unimpressedcats:

Oh ma gaaaaawd

So normally I don’t edit other people’s art, but nekonekoazaraku did this kiriban Light/L picture - and see, she ships Aiber/L pretty hard, and the description states “To make this picture romantic, I banned Aiber sneaking into this picture!(lol)

I have a cat named Aiber.

lacigreen:

“the end of the world shouldn’t be the only thing coming”

#dying

So this is a thing that exists.

ouroborosinc:

jenovacells:

Death By Orgasm Fang Banger Vibrating Vampire Cock Ring

Death By Orgasm Fang Banger Vibrating Vampire Cock Ring

Found here.

You’re welcome.

How…how does that even…HOW DO YOU USE THIS.  I have no idea what goes where ahdsjhadaklj
I probably shouldn’t think about it too hard.  …Let’s pretend that pun was intentional. 

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You’re welcome.

bilesandthesourwolf:

What the holy fuck

- reblobbable by request -

tybaar:

needsboth asked: What do you fantasize about? Explain from start to finish. Guy or girl? Top or bottom? Do you care if i copy some of your pics and repost. The sets don’t do you just. I like the larger pics. Yur hair is rocking!

My ultimate fantasy/fetish hands down is the “before” people in infomercials.

Watching them struggle so desperately in that black and white tone with an everyday object. That look of helpless frustration.

Oh yeah.  Spill that snack all over yourself and your fitted dad pants you dirty, filthy boy.

Mmmmm.  Thought you were gonna get those Cheetos but now they’re all over the floor, slut.  Taste the disappointment.

YES.  YES STUFF your huge lady shit into your hilariously undersized purse.  Mmmff you keep shoving but it’s just not gonna fit.  I know, I know - there’s got to be a better way, huh?  Not today sweetheart.

sociallyunacceptableart:

That is how you woo a potential mate.

sociallyunacceptableart:

That is how you woo a potential mate.

bilbosexual:

wearyofdancingnow:

honeyed:

willifred:

Actual buttons used by the Richard Nixon Campaign in 1972.

I do not understand, did “dick” and “lick” just not mean the same thing 40 years ago?

Nope. “Lick” meant “to beat” (“If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em”) so it was a clean and unhilarious slogan back in the day.

bilbosexual:

wearyofdancingnow:

honeyed:

willifred:

Actual buttons used by the Richard Nixon Campaign in 1972.

I do not understand, did “dick” and “lick” just not mean the same thing 40 years ago?

Nope. “Lick” meant “to beat” (“If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em”) so it was a clean and unhilarious slogan back in the day.